My kids woke up early to watch the royal wedding, and my son couldn't help himself, "Eww, mom! Why are British people so ugly?"
Claudia then butts in... "Wow... I was thinking the exact same thing. I guess you have to be royalty to be good looking, 'cause everyone else is like... you know... a little bit of this... and a little bit of that..."
(whatever that meant, she had me rolling with laughter!)