Claudia: "Mom, I don't want a birthday cake. It's too cliché! I want a cupcake tier!"
Me: "Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?????????????"
Claudia: "Ma... who do you know eats that gawky stuff they decorate cakes with? I mean... REALLY! Cupcakes ma'. I want cupcakes."
Me: (silence..............brain reloading.............please stand by.........)
