Ok.
So not eating it.
Yuck.
It really... REALLY... tastes like the one biblical ingredient people forgot to mention, and of course don't use to make it.
If y'all are wondering what it is, please take the time to read your Bibles carefully. Please turn your pages to Ezequiel 4, and instead of reading a verse here and there...like most "churchians" do, READ THE WHOLE THING!
Helloooooooooooooooo!
The last ingredient was human dung.
Yup.
Check this out:
"And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them." (Ezekiel 4:12-13)
Some people say that the dung was used as fuel, but this cannot be true because you can't use human "caca" as burning fuel for cooking. That was not scientifically possible back then. In this day and age you would need very complicated devices to turn poop into fuel.
If y'all notice, verse 13 specifically says that it is defiled bread and verse 14 describes it as "abominable flesh"! Hellooooooo! Why don't people read their Bibles?
Of course stores don't sell it with human fesces and people would never add this last ingredient, but unfortunately that doesn't take away from the fact that it's just nasty. It really is.
In reading more about how this bread was ORIGINALLY prepared, I found out that it was made with wheat, barley, spelt etc. and formed with "caca" into a flattened shape. The poop was a substitute for water and it helped retain the heat like a clay oven would because it's the first thing that dries out.
Let's think about this for a second, shall we?
Poor starving people would not want to use up their precious water supply and did not have access to clay ovens, especially if they were nomads who were roaming through the desert. The poop had to be cooked into the bread, and that's why it is considered defiled and abominable.
Oh my gosh.
People seriously think that they are being so Biblical...
If they would just take the time to read.
If I were starving in the middle of the desert, I would probably eat it too...
but in this day and age, I live in Florida, I have an oven, and my name is not Ezekiel!!!
Maybe towards the Apocalypse... who knows... but for now, I don't think so.
Eeeeewwww!!!!
