So I am in line at K-mart waiting to pay for some slippers and into the store comes this very white chunky lady in the tiniest two piece bikini with a huge sunflower on the behind.
LOL!
Yeah... she was kindly escorted out.
Tourists here think that they can just let it all out! Well, if that's what they want to do they should go to Cypress Cove on the other side of Marion Lake.
It's a nudist resort hidden deep in Poinciana.
We actually found out about it like ten years ago when we first moved to Florida.
My dad was looking for a place to eat. Poinciana had NOTHING back then and we found a road with a sign that read, "Cypress Cove Resort".
We drove right in and freaked out when we were greeted by very old, very crinkled and wrinkled naked people. The vast collection of crinkled dangling skin was something we will never ever forget. LOL!!!!
Yeah.
It's that "naked" time of the year again.
